Wayne Brady
Whistle While I Work It
[Verse 1: Chester See]
A few drinks at the house, gotta get that buzz going
'Cause I can't afford the club drinks that they're pouring
Valet's 20 bucks, so I'll find me a meter
It's five blocks away, but the parking is cheaper

[Verse 2: Tobuscus]
I walk straight up to the bouncer
Got the flyer in my hand
Said I didn't bring the ladies
But I brought my favorite friends
He doesn't say a word
He just points us to the back
Like he thinks we'll wait in line
No, no, we ain't having that

[Pre-Chorus: Chester See]
'Cause I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows
I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows

[Chorus: Chester See]
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I...

[Verse 3: Chester See]
Four out of five make it in hours later
(Sorry, bro)
Sobered up, over-heated, and can't find a waiter
We dance up on some girls, but they're blockin' us out
I could win them with words, but the music's so loud
[Chester See]
(Hey, what's your name?)

[Random Man]
(Come on, tell him!)

[Verse 4: Tobuscus]
Afraid to use the toilet, I'll get vomit on my pants
And I never tip the bathroom guy that helps me dry my hands
Hey, that guy's got a table, we can drink up for a while
'Till they notice we've been moochin', and get kick- kicked out in style

[Pre-Chorus: Chester See]
'Cause I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows
I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows

[Chorus: Chester See]
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I...

[Verse 5: Wayne Brady]
Fellas say "ho", and ladies say "Ow!
You stepped on my foot!" Ice'll bring it right down
Datin' foreign girls, last name no vowels
Rock the tight T, Black Simon Cowell
Wanna throw my hands up, jump, jump
But it's too cramped to Krump. I might bruise my junk
See, I know where to go, no shenanigans
Just new fake noses and Kardashians
Hey girl, let me in this VIP
[Girl]
'Scuse me, who are you supposed to be?

[Wayne Brady]
I'm Wayne Brady from your TV screen
Do I have to choke a bitch? Now do you believe?

[Girl]
Oh! I loved 'Whose Line', and I watch your gameshow!

[Wayne Brady]
Then you'll hook a brother up?

[Girl]
Um, lemme see... no!

[Pre-Chorus: Chester See]
'Cause I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows
I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows
'Cause I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows
I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows

[Chorus: Chester See]
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it