[Verse 1: Isaac Holman, Laurie Vincent]
(You) You cut me off in your Tesla
You had the cheek to start honking your horn
Then you made this little gesture
With your arms, as if to say that I was in the wrong
On the A21 (The A21)
I hate everyone (I hate everyone)
Giving me shit while I'm picking up my son
You and Elon can stick it where the sun don't shine
(Y'alright mate?) I'm fine
Telling myself, "It's alright, keep calm"
Then I roll down the window and stick out my arm, fuck you

[Chorus: Isaac Holman, Laurie Vincent]
Flip 'em the bird (Fuck you)
Flip 'em the bird
The bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word (Fuck you)
I just flip 'em the bird

[Post-Chorus: Isaac Holman]
Lying awake at night, telling myself I'm in the right
Why is everyone so fucking annoying? I don't know
Lying awake at night, telling myself I'm in the right
Why is everyone so infuriating?

[Verse 2: Isaac Holman, Laurie Vincent]
I was waiting at the zebra
For you to finish crossing the road
Take your fucking time, mate
Walking too slow and staring at your phone
I might just hit and run (Hit and run)
It might be fun (It might be fun)
Slowing me down while I'm picking up my son
Take your fucking phone and stick it where the sun don't shine
(Y'alright mate?) I said I'm fine, Laurie
Telling myself, "It's alright, keep calm"
Then I roll down the window and stick out my arm, fuck you
[Chorus: Isaac Holman, Laurie Vincent]
Flip 'em the bird (Fuck you)
Flip 'em the bird
The bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word (Fuck you)
I just flip 'em the bird

[Post-Chorus: Isaac Holman]
Lying awake at night, telling myself I'm in the right
Why is everyone so fucking annoying? I don't know
Lying awake at night, telling myself I'm in the right
Why is everyone so infuriating all the time?
Lying awake at night, telling myself I'm in the right
Why is everyone so hellbent on ruining my day?
My day, my day, my day, day-ay-ay

[Outro: Jolyon Thomas]
That was it, that was rock and roll, guys
That was punk rock