This is what I do when I've got nothing to do
I shine my shoes with a dirty vest
This is what I do when I'm waiting around
I shine my shoes with a dirty vest
This is what I do when I've got nothing to do
I shine my shoes with a dirty vest
This is what I do when I'm waiting around
I just shine my shoes with a dirty vest
And they're shiney
Yeah they're shiney as can be
I shine my shoes with a dirty veeeesssttt

Line 'em up
Shine 'em up
Do the dance
With your friends
Or your mum
Could be a stranger
Put your back into it, come on
Elbow grease, elbow grease
Elbow grease, elbow grease
Nice and shiny now
Do the dance

Well that was fucking silly