[GOOD TIME CHARLEY BERNSTEIN, spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen
The Hot Box Club is happy to announce
That Miss Adelaide has had enough of the country
And has returned to the Hot Box
To present the high-class musical entertainment
Entitled "Guys and Dolls"

Featuring
Mister Rusty Charlie
Lieutenant Brannigan from the New York Police Department
Mister Harry the Horse
And from Chicago, Illinois, Big Jule

The brethren of the Save-a-Soul Mission
Led by Brother Arvide Abеrnathy
Luck be a lady for New York City's highest playеrs

The Hot Box's very own premières artistes

Mister Benny Southstreet
And Mister Nicely-Nicely Johnson

And finally, Mister Sky Masterson
Miss Sarah Brown
Mister Nathan Detroit
And Miss Adelaide