Frank Loesser
Fugue for Tinhorns
[NICELY]
I got the horse right here
The name is Paul Revere
And here's a guy that says
If the weather's clear
Can do, can do
This guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do
Can do, can do

[NICELY, BENNY]
Can do I'm pickin' Valentine
Can do 'Cause on the morning line
This guy says the horse The guy has got him figured
Can do At five to nine

[NICELY, BENNY, RUSTY]
If he says the horse Has chance But, look at Epitaph
Can do Has chance He wins it by a half
Can do This guy says the horse According to this here
Can do Has chance In the Telegraph
For Paul Revere I'll bite If he says the horse Big threat
I hear his foot's all right Has chance Big threat
Of course it all depends Has chance This guy calls the horse
If it rained last night Has chance Big threat
Likes mud I know it's Valentine If he calls the horse
Likes mud The morning works looks fine Big threat
This "X" means the horse Beside's the jockey's Big threat
Likes mud Brother's a friend of mine Big threat
If that means the horse Needs race And just a minute boys
Likes mud Needs race I got the feed box noise
Likes mudThis guy says the horse It says the great-grandfather
Likes mud Needs race Was Equipoise
I tell you Paul Revere If he says the horse Shows class
Now this is no bum steer Needs race Shows class
It's from a handicapper Needs race This guy says the horse
That's real sincere Needs race Shows class
Can do I go for Valentine If he says the horse
Can do 'Cause on the morning line Shows class
This guy says the horse This guy has got him Shows class
Can do Figured at five to nine Shows class
If he says the horse Has chance So make it Epitaph
Can do Has chance He wins it by a half
Can do This guy says the horse According to this here
Can do Has chance In the Telegraph
Epitaph
Valentine
Paul Revere
I got the horse I got the horse I got the horse
Right Right Right
Here Here Here