[FINCH]
How to apply for a job
How to advance from the mail room
How to sit down at a desk
How to dictate memorandums
How to develop executive style
How to commute in a three button suit
With that weary executive smile
This book is all that I need
"How to, How to Succeed"

This book is all that I need
"How to, How to Succeed"

[NARRATOR, spoken]
"How to Choose the Right Company"
Before applying for a job, make sure you have chosen the right company
It is essential that the company be a big one
It should be at least big enough
So that nobody knows exactly what anyone else is doing

[FINCH, FINCH & ENSEMBLE]
How to observe personnel
How to select whom to lunch with
How to avoid petty friends
How to begin making contacts
How to walk into a conference room with an idea
Brilliant business idea
That will make your expense account zoom
This book is all that I need
"How to, How to Succeed"