[Intro: Abe Burrows & Frank Loesser]
We've spent enough time on your old stuff
Now you're talkin'
Yeah, yeah, let's get to your new things
Milton DeLugg and his half an octet here
Are all set with an arrangement of that new
"Bloop Bleep" song of yours
And it's in your key, so you might as well sing along
Ladies and gentlemen
Frank Loesser singing his own "Bloop Bleep"

[Verse 1: Frank Loesser]
Bloop, bleep, bloop, bleep, bloop, bleep
The faucet keeps a-drippin' and I can't sleep
Bleep, bloop, bleep, bloop, bleep, bloop
I guess I never should've ordered clam soup

[Verse 2: Frank Loesser]
Bloop, bleep, bloop, bleep, bloop, bleep
I wonder where to go to buy a car cheap?
Bleep, bloop, bleep, bloop, bleep, bloop
What is it with the babe nеxt door?

[Bridge: Frank Loesser]
Oh, what is it she does to me?
What mad kind of thrill do I find
Lookin' at hеr walkin', just walkin' by?
Don't know I'm alive, and she's drivin' me out of my
[Verse 1: Frank Loesser]
Bloop, bleep, bloop, bleep, bloop bloop, bleep
The faucet keeps a-drippin' and I just can't sleep