[Verse 1]
Bob Al Hashib
Was a man of the Nile
A fez on his head
And a whole lot of style
Shady Rashan
Liked to kill and to rob
And one day without being provoked
He killed Bob

And that ain't right

Well right in the street
Bob lay at Shady's feet
And everyone stared
No one dared to compete

[Pre-Chorus]
Nobody there dared to compete

[Chorus]
Nobody cared when Bob died
Nobody cared to try and save him
Hey look away pretend like
Bob was never there
Unbeknownst to Shady
Bob had a bro who loved him dearly
Bob had a bro who loved him dearly
Chuck is on his way
[Verse 2]
Chuck Al Hashib
Was a man of the sands
(Hey-ey-ey)
A fez on his head
And a gun in his hands
He had thirty knives
In a black bandolier
A bomb in his sock
And a bug in his ear
Bad news travels fast
So did Chuck, so they say
For what Shady did
Chuck would make Shady pay

[Pre-Chorus]
Chuck Al Hashib was on his way

[Chorus]
Nobody cared when Bob died
Nobody cared to try and save him
Hey look away pretend like
Bob was never there
Unbeknownst to Shady
Bob had a bro who loved him dearly
Bob had a bro who loved him dearly
Chuck is on his way
[Verse 3]
Shady was afraid: he paid
Assassins to save his ass and they
(Hey-ey-ey)
Sharpened up their swords, hocked loogs
And roared until Chuck arrived
Slowly across the dunes he came on a
Camel hard as enamel
He didn't wait for an invitation
He whipped out his gun and used it well
Well Chuck spent his slugs
On the thugs and killed them dead
He then took his sword
And he lopped off their heads
(Ha ha ha!)

[Bridge]
Shady Rashan hurled himself at Chuck's feet
Begging for Chuck to please let him go free
(Oh, no, please [?] me)
But Chuck lit his bomb and he blew Shady up
Because Bob was Chuck's brother ya see
(Noooo!)

[Chorus]
Nobody cared when Bob died
Nobody cared to try and save him
Hey look away pretend like
Bob was never there
Unbeknownst to Shady
Bob had a bro who loved him dearly
Bob had a bro who loved him dearly
Chuck is on his way, well
Nobody cared when Bob died
Nobody cared to try and save him
Hey look away pretend like
Bob was never there
Unbeknownst to Shady
Bob had a bro who loved him dearly
Bob had a bro who loved him dearly
Chuck is on his way
Chuck is on his way