[Chorus]
I love cheese
It brings me to my knees
I thank the good Lord
That the cows are made with big boobies
That we SQUEEEEEZE; Churn into the cheese
Then we eat on repeat 'fore the shit craves fleas[?]

I love cheese
It brings me to my knees
I thank the good Lord
That the cows are made with big boobies
That we SQUEEEEEZE; Churn into the cheese
Then we eat on repeat 'fore the shit craze fleas[?]

[Verse 1]
Provolone on top of a scone
On a philly cheese steak with some wiz for your soul
Gruyere, what a perfect pair!
On some french onion soup or a steak that is rare
Now cheddar, shit, ain’t no better
Than a block party that reminds us of heaven???
While American is simple and elegant
And the way it tops my triple-stack burger is why –

[Chorus]
I love cheese
It brings me to my knees
I thank the good Lord
That the cows are made with big boobies
That we SQUEEEEEZE; Churn into the cheese
Then we eat on repeat 'fore the shit craze fleas[?]

I love cheese
It brings me to my knees
I thank the good Lord
That the cows are made with big boobies
That we SQUEEEEEZE; Churn into the cheese
Then we eat on repeat 'fore the shit craze fleas[?]

Now colby, shit you already sold me
On that multicolor look and a taste that is holy?
Mozzarella, “it’s a good for your bella!”
And it taste even better when you string it to fella
Now brie, you’ll be the death of me
One wedge at a time or the whole damn wheel
While feta, shit…
Ya know actually guys, lets stop for a second…

[Spoken]
Fuck Feta!
I don’t love feta cheese, I’ve said it once
And I’ll say it again! I don’t care who knows it!
Ya know why? Because feta is useless! okay?
I’ll stand by it!
'what about greek salad?'
That's great, you named one, two, three, What?

[Chorus (instruments back)]
I love cheese
It brings me to my knees
I thank the good Lord
That the cows are made with big boobies
That we SQUEEEEEZE; Churn into the cheese
Then we eat on repeat 'fore the shit craze fleas[?]

I love cheese
It brings me to my knees
I thank the good Lord
That the cows are made with big boobies
That we SQUEEEEEZE; Churn into the cheese
Then we eat on repeat 'fore the shit craze fleas[?]