Valentina (Drag Queen)
You Okay Honey?
[HOMELESS MAN]
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
Somewhere else, not here

[ANGEL]
You okay, honey?

[COLLINS]
I'm afraid so

[ANGEL]
They get any money?

[COLLINS]
No, had none to get
But they purloined my coat
Well you missed a sleeve! Thanks

[ANGEL]
Hell, it's Christmas eve
I'm Angel, Angel Dumott Schunard
Well, that's who I'm going for this week at least

[COLLINS]
Friends call me Collins, Tom Collins
You made that tree?
[ANGEL]
I have many talents
Let's get a band-aid for your knee
I'll change, then a "Life Support" meeting at 9:30
Yes, this body provides a comfortable home
For the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome

[COLLINS]
As does mine

[ANGEL]
Oh, we'll get along fine
Get you a coat, have a bite
Make a night, I'm flush

[COLLINS]
My friends are waiting

[ANGEL]
You're cute when you blush
The more the merry, ho ho ho
And I do not take no