[Hatchworth]
Every heart could use a beat
Every song could use a verb
If you want to stand up, then your skeleton is gonna need

[Rabbit & Hatchworth]
A spine
Ooh, oohoohooh

[Hatchworth]
He's charming

[The Spine]
Well hello there

[Hatchworth]
Debonair

[The Spine]
And pleased to meet you

[Hatchworth]
Daring, and dashing
And just when you need him, he's there

[The Spine]
If transportation permits
[Hatchworth]
He's got your back

[The Spine]
Well sure

[Hatchworth]
When you pick fights with bears

[The Spine]
Uhh, I would not advise that

[Hatchworth]
He'll punch a ferocious beast

[The Spine]
No

[Hatchworth]
That's how much he cares

[The Spine]
I, I don't care that much

[Rabbit & Hatchworth]
'Cause he's The Spine
Ooh, oohoohooh
Go spine go, put on a show, do what you do best
Go spine go, put on a show, you always know best

[Rabbit]
Need help with diction?

[The Spine]
Indefatigable

[Rabbit]
Or home repairs?

[The Spine]
Try the plunger, first

[Rabbit]
Sewing or weaving
He'll do your taxes on a double dare

[The Spine]
And quadruple your returns

[Rabbit]
Suffering from diarrhea?

[The Spine]
Hydration is key
[Rabbit]
Well he's been there

[The Spine]
No Rabbit, robots cannot get diarrhea

[Rabbit]
About three times a day

[The Spine]
That's not true folks

[Rabbit]
He sympathises with your affair

[The Spine]
It's impossible for me to have diarrhea

[Rabbit & Hatchworth]
He's got diarrhea
Ooh, oohoohooh

Go Spine go, hold that flow, wait 'til after the show
Go Spine go, not on the floor, this is not our home

[Hatchworth]
He doesn't have diarrhea

[The Spine]
Thank you Hatchworth

[Hatchworth]
But he is a super spy

[The Spine]
Uh, now hold on a second

[Hatchworth]
He's got some pretty cool gadgets

[The Spine]
Well that is true

[Hatchworth]
To topple governments, and the like

[The Spine]
Oh boy

[Rabbit]
He's not really a spy

[The Spine]
I appreciate that Rabbit

[Rabbit]
But he does love him some pie

[The Spine]
Rabbit, robots can not eat

[Rabbit]
He eats so much pie

[The Spine]
I-I give up

[Rabbit]
Have diarrhea the whole live-long night

[The Spine]
No I won't

[Rabbit & Hatchworth]
Yes you will
(Yes you will, yes you will)

[The Spine]
No I won't

[Rabbit & Hatchworth]
If you don't right now
Then you will

[The Spine]
I said that I won't

[Rabbit & Hatchworth]
I'm fairly certain you will

[The Spine]
No I won't

[Hatchworth, spoken]
OK, you got your point across

[Rabbit, spoken]
Yeah, you need to chill out bro
Because you're the

[Rabbit & Hatchworth, sung]
Spine
Ooh, oohoohooh
The spine
Ooh, oohoohooh

Go spine go, put on a show, do what you do best
Go spine go, put on a show, you always know best

Go spine go, put on a show, bring-a-back-up-pair-of-slacks
Go spine go, not during the show, that would be really gross

[The Spine, spoken]
Some day, I'll quit this band