Trevor Moore
Tom Hanks Is an Asshole
In 1994 Tom Hanks once pretended to be mentally handicapped for six straight weeks
He even filmed it and then submitted it to the Academy Awards
Then after he won an Oscar he called the Down Syndromed actor
Who played Corky on the TV show Life Goes On and said;
"Now who's retarded?" Then he said "you are." and he hung up on him

Tom Hanks is an asshole
Tom Hanks is an asshole
Tom Hanks is an asshole
Tom Hanks is an asshole

Tom Hanks's manager sent him a script for a movie
About a lawyer who got fired from his prestigious law firm in Philadelphia because they found out he had AIDS
Tom Hanks read the script over the weekend and called his manager first thing Monday morning
Telling them that he'd do the film...because it was the funniest thing he'd ever read

Tom Hanks is an asshole
Tom Hanks is an asshole
Tom Hanks is an asshole
Tom Hanks is an asshole
Tom Hanks is an asshole
Tom Hanks is an asshole

In 2005 an intern of one of Tom Hanks' agents made fun of him at a Hollywood party
Tom Hanks found out and threatened to leave the agency and go somewhere else
The intern was fired and his agents begged Tom to stay
Tom said that it wasn't enough and he didn't feel he could trust them any more
His agents pleaded with him, asking what they would have to do to prove they were still loyal
He said "kill Heath Ledger."
Tom Hanks is an asshole
Tom Hanks is an asshole
Tom Hanks is an asshole
Tom Hanks is an asshole
Tom Hanks is an asshole
Tom Hanks is an asshole