Pork, it's the meat of kings
It's made from pig, try it with onion rings
Pork sure goes with everything
'Cause it's made from swine
That's why it sure tastes fine

Just bring some to the picnic, baby
You know you wanna stuff it in my hamper
But please put it in some Tupperware
'Cause I don't wanna be a porky chancer

Let's talk about pork
Converse about meat
Veggies need wedgies
'Cause meat can't be beat

Ham and bacon, you should taste them
I know it's surprising but it's so appetising