[Chorus]
Fat Labrador, big fat Labrador
Fatty fatty fatty fat fat Labrador
Fat Labrador crashing through the floor
Fatty fatty fat fat labrador

[Verse 1]
Fat Labrador going off to war
Have you been mistaken for the tanks?
Fat Labrador settling the score
Fat Labrador, our homeland gives its thanks

[Interlude]
(Who’s a good boy? Yes, it's you!)

[Chorus]
Fat Labrador, big fat Labrador
Fatty fatty fatty fat fat Labrador
Fat Labrador enjoys a good bookstore
Surprisingly well-read Labrador

[Verse 2]
Not good at parkour, it's fat Labrador
But to see him try sure is a thing
Fat Labrador once squashed the Mighty Thor
Serves him right for not sharing the swing