[Verse 1]
A war's being waged and the world's just a stage
In this city
The real estate's prime, the number plates rhyme
Liquidity
Wear a gun and be proud, but bare breasts aren't allowed
In this city
Dream up a scam and then rake in the clams
Liquidity

[Chorus]
(It's neither here nor there)
It's neither here nor there
North and south and east and west
(It has to be somewhere)
It ought to be somewhere
North and south and east and west
I take my payment, I catch my flight
And don't wait up for me tonight
(And you might find me there)
And you might find me there
North and south and east and west

[Verse 2]
Have a quick throw or host your own show
In this city
To a wolf from a lamb, for just half a gram
Liquidity
The face of today just a scalpel away, hey
Restore your lost soul for two dollars plus toll
Liquidity
[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 3]
Backs are patted when calves are fatted
In this city
The emperor's clothes are the best for the proles
Liquidity
The guys with the brains are all bitter and vain
Stupidity
The guys with the luck get the bimbos and bucks
Liquidity

[Chorus]
(It's neither here nor there)
It's neither here nor there
North and south and east and west
(It has to be somewhere)
It ought to be somewhere
North and south and east and west
I take my payment, I catch my flight
Don't wait up for me tonight
(And you might find me there)
And you might find me there
North and south and east and west

[Outro]
North
South
East
West