Canadian Softball
Mathematical
[Chorus]
I’m good at math, I’m smarter than you
You are so dumb, I’m better at math

[Verse 1]
Numerical problem solving
Chaos and dynamical systems

[Chorus]
I’m good at math, I’m smarter than you
You are so dumb, I’m better at math

[Post-Chorus]
That’s why I’m leaving you

[Verse 2]
Differential equations, computational geometry
Integrative bioinformatics

[Chorus]
I'm good...

[Spoken Bridge]
"Hey, hey, hey! Stop, stop, stop, stop! What the hell was that?"
"Dude, we're just jamming out. What's the deal?"
"None of that made sense! What-what tempo is this?"
"Bro, I'm sorry if what we play goes over your head a little bit."
"No-no-no, I-I totally understand, it's just, you're playing musical gibberish."
"I mean, it's okay if your brain can't handle advanced polyrhythms like this."
"Okay, okay, forget it. Let's just start from the top, okay?"
"Okay fine, forget it."
[Chorus]
I’m good at math, I’m smarter than you...

[Spoken Interlude]
"Stop, stop, stop, stop! My God! Okay, you know what? Forget this song, we're done."
"Fine! Whatever, have it your way."
"We're done, Jeez..."

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
"Quit it! I swear to God! Okay, let's just go to the next song. Next song, right now."