[Refrain]
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, no, no

[Chorus]
Soon to be ex-Quaker, a cat without its claws
A bee without a stinger, fighting nature's laws
Soon to be ex-Quaker, and that's just how it goes

[Bridge]
That's when I saw red, 'cause it was everywhere
And I got kicked again, and picked up by the hair
That's when he saw the tears streaming down my face
And when he said, "Oh, why don't you fight like-like a man?"
I said, "I don't know, but I don't think I can."

[Chorus]
Soon to be ex-Quaker, a cat without its claws
A bee without a stinger, fighting nature's laws
Soon to be ex-Quaker, and that's just how it goes

[Refrain]
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, no, no
[Chorus]
Soon to be ex-Quaker, a cat without its claws
A bee without a stinger, fighting nature's laws
Soon to be ex-Quaker, and that's just how it goes