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Philly Cheese Steak (Skit)
[Skit]
Guy 1: I gotta a girl that I think I'm gon' love forever and forever, we'll be together
Guy 2: Who that my n***a, you, Rax?
Guy 1: No motherfuckin' doubt. Who that, my man Fuquan, top of fifth?
Guy 2: What up, baby?
Guy 1: Ain't nothin', baby, holdin' it down out here, blazin' some of this Glenwood. I'm hungrier than a hostage, dawg. I'm on my way to the store. Come with me real quick. Hey hey hey hey, yo!
Foreign Guy: What? All my money grippers
Guy 1: Yeah, it's me, baby. What's goin' on, Ackman? You got any good cheese steaks?
Foreign Guy: Ackman? My brother Ackman. My name is Raul
Guy 1: Oh, my fault Raul. What's up, baby?
Foreign Guy: No prob, let's go
Guy 1: Let me get two Philly cheesesteaks, salt, pepper, ketchup, mayonnaise, fried onions
Foreign Guy: Hold up, man. What type of motherfuckin' shit? What the fuck you orderin' some shit?
Guy 1: That's a Philly cheesesteak, man
Foreign Guy: I don't know that part. You put garlic, mayonnaise, bell pepper
Guy 1: Huh?
Foreign Guy: And lettuce on a cheesesteak
Guy 1: No, no, you totally off now. Listen, you don't know shit about Philly, dawg
Foreign Guy: Listen, no keep, keep
Guy 1: You don't know shit about 28th and Jefferson
Guy 2: Philly steaks, man
Foreign Guy: I know that part, my cousin stay that part
Guy 1: 21st and Siegal
Foreign Guy: My uncle build buildings there
Guy 1: 10th and Pappal
Foreign Guy: My stocks in the building there too
Guy 1: Lehigh Avenue
Foreign Guy: I wear Levi's. You know I wear the Levi's
Guy 1: I said Lehigh Avenue
Foreign Guy: You can't tell me where I am from. I'm from Philly
Guy 1: You're not from Philly
Foreign Guy: Philly. And the Philly top of the line. No, you get the fuck out and go find the AK
Guy 1: Oh, there you go with that AK shit again. Alright listen, baby. I'ma holla back at ya. Now, what I'm sayin'?
Foreign Guy: Okay, motherfucker. Money fret grip tight jeans
Guy 2: This guy's not from Philly, man
Foreign Guy: I'm from Philly
Guy 1: No, Philly where we from
Foreign Guy: No, Philly is where I am from
Guy 1: Remember that
Guy 2: Remember that, n***a. Fuck you and that cheesesteak, man