Diamond D
Wife in Law
[Intro: Jaheim]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Heh)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Heh)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Hmm, c'mon)
Jaheim, Busta-Bus (Heh)
Ja-Jaheim, Busta, baby (Heh)
Jaheim, Busta, babe (Ohh, what?)

[Verse 1: Busta Rhymes, Jaheim & Both]
Yeah, wife in law (Heh), my bitch for the triflin' whore
Type of bitch to make a n***a get the right (Heh) thing for
Bitch sexy, and beautiful, and gangsta, and golden
Love to fuck a n***a 'til the pussy dry and swollen (Yeah)
My lil' bitch had a figure (Heh) like a wine glass
Slim bitch stackin' like a muh'fucker (Heh) with a fine ass
Word to mother; bitch nasty like me (Oh, babe)
Love to fuck a n***a in places where people could see (Oh, no)
The bitch tongue send a chill like cold (Heh), freezin' a n***a
The way she holdin', bitin' and suckin' and squeezin' (Heh) a n***a
Down and dirty bitch never dick teasin' a n***a (Oh no)
Got her own paper and focused on pleasin' a n***a (Mama, c'mon)
She ain't out for gettin' a n***a (Heh) or fuckin' my life
She only wanna fuck a n***a while he fuckin' (Heh) his wife (Right)
There was nuthin' that she couldn't achieve
In the mornings the bitch was across the street waitin' for wifey to leave
Called me on the cell while the (Heh) wife was runnin' a bath
She can't wait for me to fuck her, 'til I cum (Heh) in her ass
Just a long-time chick I used to fuck from the past
She love to out-fuck a n***a, see how long I could last
It be nice the way she always (Heh) let me dig in her rib
The bitch fuck a n***a like she wanna move in my (Heh) crib
Bitch I always knew ya ass was a star
In the daytime, whippin' the droptop, givin' me head in my car
[Chorus: Jaheim]
When a woman needs love (Heh), just like you do (Heh)
Oh, don't kid yourself, into thinkin' that she don't
'Cause she will fool around (Heh), just like you do (Heh)
Ohh, so don't kid yourself, into thinkin' that she won't

[Verse 2: Busta Rhymes, Jaheim & Both]
C'mere bitch, place ya pussy right (Heh) where it belong
And put me in the mood to fuck just like a Jodeci song (Heh, in the mood to just dance)
I love the little freaky shit you be approachin' me on (Oooh, yeah)
Dick all in ya mouth, you know what type of shit I be on
The way the pussy lock feel like (Heh) we about to be stuck
All outside busy, givin' me the balcony (Heh) fuck
Hold on, get up off of me quick
Bitch grabbed the X.O. and sucked the Hennessey up off of my dick
So quick, so fast (Heh), bitch'll come out her skirt (Oooooh)
Fuck a n***a 'til it hurt, while the wifey (Heh) at work (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah)
The bitch'll even call her girl so I can fuck with her friend
And fall asleep to wake up and start fuckin' again (Ohh-ohh)
Straight nasty little bitch (Heh) no horsin' around
The bitch even want me to fuck her when she walkin' (Heh) around
Hold up, it's kinda ill how we be workin' this caper
She ain't only good for pussy, she be givin' me paper
Wife-in-law, my bitch be always (Heh) keepin' it raw
Always slidin' out before the wifey walk in the (Heh) door
They way she fuck me on straight for the night
Wifey still ain't make it home, I wonder if she workin' late for tonight
Wifey actin' funny style but I ain't (Heh) fuckin' with that
She ain't call the crib so I wonder where wifey (Heh) was at
Hmm...
Shit kinda had me buggin' before
But now I laugh because the wifey had a husband-in-law
[Chorus: Jaheim]
When a woman needs love (Heh), just like you do (Heh)
Oh, don't kid yourself, into thinkin' that she don't
'Cause she will fool around (Heh), just like you do (Heh)
Ohh, so don't kid yourself, into thinkin' that she won't
When a woman needs love (Heh), just like you do (Heh)
Oh, don't kid yourself, into thinkin' that she don't
'Cause she will fool around (Heh), just like you do (Heh)
Ohh, so don't kid yourself, into thinkin' that she won't

[Outro: Jaheim]
Heh
Heh

[Ass On Your Shoulders Skit]

[*Loud mall noises in the background*]

[Man]
Hey, uhh, how you doin'? Can I buy you a drink? Maybe, take you out to dinner? Establish a nice, comfortable relationship?

[Woman]
Well, what should we do?

[Man]
Tssk
[Woman]
Pssh, get the fuck up outta here, I wish you'd get the fuck up outta here, you motherfuckin' cornball!

[Man]
Yeah, well fuck you!