A valentine from a politician
Three pages of your dog's ambitions
The stabbed lover and the furious bunny
You stare too long and your eyes go funny
Yes I agree we're reading tissue paper but
We can talk about real things later
Cheated cheated
Win a greenhouse to warm your sex life
Cheated cheated
I read about the victims crying all night

Blurred photos of the latest plane crash; news
Girl shivers as she hears the car door slam; news
T.v. guides you through uncomfortable questions
Doctor advises it's the communist problem
To change the truth until it's worth money
It's a joke, but it's not that funny
Cheated

Our correspondent made to wait in the lobby
Torn to pieces by three have a go bobbies
Young swimmers in these sun dialing times
Sweeping the nation with a dance called the breadline
It's in our water, and our education
We are oppressed into association
Cheated cheated
Change the script, but it's worth money
Cheated cheated
It's a joke, but it's not that funny
Our correspondent made to wait in the lobby
Torn to pieces by three have a go bobbies
Young swimmers in these sun dialing times
Sweeping the nation with a dance called the breadline
It's in our water, and our education
We are oppressed into association

Cheated cheated
When drawing level means overtaking
Cheated cheated
Missed the point because you're too busy faking it
Cheated cheated
Win a greenhouse to warm your sex life
Cheated cheated
Read about the victims crying all night
Cheated cheated
Change the truth until it's worth money
Cheated cheated
It's a joke but it's not that funny