John Mulaney
Life Is a F****d Up Mess
[Verse 1]
Love doesn't last forever
It will die and break your heart
And you can’t have a sexual awakening
Without tearin' lives apart
Take your mom for granted
And you'll lose her in due time
The only way to dull life’s pain
Is to get stone out of your mind

[Pre-Chorus]
Whoo!

[Chorus]
Life is a fucked up mess
Life is a fucked up mess
Life is a fucked up mess
Oh, it's a shit show

[Verse 2]
Never share your feelings
Or life will kick you in the face
Sometimes everything moves so fast
You throw up all over the place
Children grow up and abandon you
To die broken and alone
Scallops take ya to paradise
But your asshole will atone
[Pre-Chorus]
Whoo!

[Chorus]
Life is a fucked up mess
People are horrible
Life is a fucked up mess
Life is a fucked up mess
Oh, it's a shit show
It's always heartbreak and misery
Life is a fucked up mess
Whoo!
Life is a fucked up mess
No one is truly happy
Life is a fucked up mess

[Outro]
And it doesn't get any better when you're dead
Ha ha ha