John Mulaney
We Should Hang Out
Traveling can get kind of lonely sometimes, or no, not traveling. What is the word? Life. Life can get kind of lonely. Sometimes I'll be talking to someone and I'll be like, "Yeah, I've been really lonely lately."
And they'll be like, "Well we should hang out"
And I'm like, "No, that's not what I meant. That's not what I meant at all"

I wanted to tell you this. This is one of the best dates I ever went on. I took this girl a few years ago to see that Jamie Foxx movie, Ray. Do you remember Ray? And we were walking out of the movie theater, and I said to the girl, "Hey, what'd you think of the movie?"
And she said, "I thought it was a little too dramatic. I didn't need the whole little brother dying thing." Neither did Ray Charles, but he got it all the same. He could've totally done without that.