[Parody of Mortal Kombat Theme Song]
Instalok
Instalok
Yordle Kombat!
Yordle Kombat!

[Parody of Blank Space]
Maybe we should just surrender
Because everybody lost their lane
I can tell this game is over
And I know just who to blame

[Parody of Bohemian Rhapsody]
I'm just a poor boy
I need a new PC
Because my ping is high
Frames are low
Say goodbye
E L O
All I hear's my fan blows
Laptop please don't blow up on me
On me

[Parody of Moves Like Jagger]
Take me on and I will outplay you
1v1 me mid and I'll show you
All the moves like Faker
I got the moves like Faker
I got the moves like Faker
[Parody of Chubby Checker]
Baby
Let's play some rift
Come on baby
Do you even rift?
Never playing other maps
'Casuse they are shit

[Parody of GDFR]
I don't wanna try something new
I'm going bottom and this is what I'll do
I'm taking flash and heal

[Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop]
I hate Teemo
I hate Teemo

[Parody of Know Yourself]
I was running through the grass
Now I'm slowed
Where did my HP go?

[Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know]
But you didn't have to instalok
You took my lane after I typed in chat that it was my main
[Parody of One More Time]
One more fight and we can win the game
Alright oh yeah
This is our chance
One more

[Parody of Airplanes]
Bot lane is headed to lane
Instead of helping out
I could really use a leash right now
Leash right now
Leash right now
Welp
Wish I could help but I'm already in lane

[Parody of Take Me To Church]
Died but it's worth!

[Parody of I Will Always Love You]
And I will always need blue
Will always need blue