[Parody of I Want To Hold Your Hand]
(2, 1, 2, 3)
Oh yeah I'm hitting nothing
Why don't my skillshots land?
So I started scripting
My skillshots still don't lands

[Parody of Glad You Come]
Their flash is down
Their ward ran out
Forget your route
And come here now
I had the burst
If you just had the brain to gank my lane
To gank my lane

[Parody of Hallelujah]
And they knew that they needed something greater
But then one day the legends mixed
Took Aphromoo and the Doublelift
To make the perfect bot lane
Hallelujah

[Parody of Watch Me]
Now watch me flip
And run away way
Now watch flip flip
And run away way
Now watch me
Oh chase me chase me
Oh chase me chase me
Oh chase me chase me
Oh oh oh
In my stanky gas (stank)
In my stanky gas (stank stank)
In
[Parody of Any Way You Want It]
Mid is what you wanted
Then you started feeding
You are so retarded

[Parody of Wake Me Up When September Ends]
Skarner just grabbed my Ashe
How can he be so damn fast?
Wake me up when the season ends

[Parody of Sexual Healing]
Tons of damage dealing
With that health percent healing
Health percent

[Parody of Smack That]
Ban that
Get rid of Morde
Ban that
Skarner fosho
Ban that
We need some more
Ban that
Or I'll report
Ban that
[Parody of Apologize]
It's too late to buy Mejai's
It's too late
I said it's too late

[Parody of Hit The Quan]
Put some turrets on the floor like
Lalalalala
Ping somebody for some help
And they'll say hell nah
'Cause I'm the Dong

[Parody of Bad Blood]
At first we're playing to have fun
Then we can't sleep till we win one
I'm getting triggered by everyone
Next thing we know here comes the sun

[Parody of What Is Love]
Want this buff?
Push and come help me
Come help me
Come on
Want this buff?
Better come help me
Come help me
Come on