[Pre-Chorus]
He can dive fountains
It's like he’s unkillable, He’s ungankable
What’s his ELO?
The plays that he makes are too smart…

[Chorus]
Now I’m convinced he must be smurfing
Carrying without a death
Why can’t you see he must be smurfing
So it’s not my fault that he’s fed

[Verse 1]
Got less CS than our own thresh
Denies me last hits with his harass
There's just no way that this guy is silver 3
He just, he just flash insec’d me

[Pre-Chorus]
He can dive fountains
It's like he’s unkillable, He’s ungankable
What’s his ELO?
The plays that he makes are too smart…

[Chorus]
Now I’m convinced he must be smurfing
Carrying without a death
Why can’t you see he must be smurfing
So it’s not my fault that he’s fed
[Verse 2]
He shoves, and shoves, with confidence And he’s got more vision than spiderman
Yea, He never misses Q's, well at least on me, and his ward jumps are too clean

[Pre-Chorus]
He can dive fountains
It's like he’s unkillable, He’s ungankable
What’s his ELO?
The plays that he makes are too smart…

[Bridge]
I bet his main
Is at least ranked diamond 5
I’m sure that I’m right
But my team says otherwise
I’m not to blame
'Cause I think I’m playing fine
If I lose a game
Then they must be smurfing... right!?