[Verse 1]
You're always saying that I drink too much
You're always saying that I smoke too much
Go on and on and on about it, darling
But these things I love too much
Broken glass and bottle tops
Running free from the cops
Singing to the friends I got
So I don't get lonely

[Chorus]
Oh, I love it, oh, I love
Everything that I do
You might get jealous sometimes, but
You're in there too
Oh, I love it, oh, I love
Everything that I do
I might be a menace sometimes, but
Soon you'll be one too

[Verse 2]
Take it or leave it
I've been swinging from the ceilings
And that's who I'm seen as
Chasing what I sleep and dream of
Popeye had spinach and I havе grass
Who would think it could make you so fast?
I'm getting younger by еvery measure
Peter Pan, but with a lot more treasure
[Chorus]
Oh, I love it, oh, I love
Everything that I do
You might get jealous sometimes, but
You're in there too
Oh, I love it, oh, I love
Everything that I do
I might be a menace sometimes, but
Soon you'll be one too

[Bridge]
Love it, love it, I do
Babe, I still love you too
Love it, love it, I do
And I still love you too

[Outro]
(Oh, I love it, oh, I love)
Oh, maybe one day, I'll stop drinking
(Might get jealous sometimes, but)
And maybe one day, I will stop smoking
(Oh, I love it, oh, I love)
But not today, that's for sure
Put a beer in one hand and a joint in the other
(Might be a menace sometimes, but)
And I'll sit down, and I'll shut up