Douwe Bob
The News
[Verse 1]
Joni's got a new car
Mister cool bird's smoking weed
They're closing down the bakery
Cause the children got to eat
Jennifer's moving house
Jennifer broke her vows
Andy says the doctor
Touched her hair

[Chorus]
Hey, have you read the news today?
Hey, used to be so far away
Hey, now the game has changed
It's coming to our doors

[Verse 2]
Michael's in the movies
And Mary found the lord
Jim moved to the city
Told his friends that he got bored
Kate's having an affair
Husband don't seem to care

[Chorus]
Hey, have you read the news today?
Hey, used to be so far away
Hey, now the game has changed
It's coming to our doors
[Bridge]
Open up
To a man
Flesh and blood
If there's warmth in your heart
Let it show
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na

[Outro]
Hey, have you read the news today?
Hey, used to be so far away
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Hey, have you read the news today?
Hey, used to be so far away
Na na na na na na na na
Get down
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Hey you
Have you read the news today?
Hey you
Have you read the news today?
Na na na na na na na na
Oooh
Hey you
Have you read the news today?
Hey you
Have you read the news today?
Na na na na na na na na
Oooh