[Intro]
Aw man
Listen
I put one more round in the chamber, and thatâs it
Buddy got an obsessionâ
withâ
me, and thatâsâ
it
I give you one more, howâsâ
this? Hahaha
Face
Aw man
Wonder how theyâre gonâ try to flip it
Look, look
[Verse 1]
Listen class, Iâd like to introduce Ryan
Please donât fight him, he just wants everyone to like him
You brought my fam into it, so now you gonâ die baby
You look inbred, dickhead, now you get Slime Shady
911, can I please get a receptionist please?
I think this country singer done got an obsession with me
I know he cries âcause deep inside heâs just a hell of a dweeb
And actually rappinâ like he still in the development league
Stupid bitch, you just mad that I roasted you, country toasted you
Thereâs so much fucking hoe in you, this time I almost ghosted you
First time your bias ainât work, so you got emotional
You falling off, itâs so fun watching the walls close on you
Even your own fans was tellinâ me I was smoking you
âChurch you gon' get him next verseâ
Bitch they was coaching you, n***as was roasting you
âCause you ainât doinâ what you supposed to do
And then I got a call from somebody who was close to you
They was exposing you, oh no, we donât really know this dude
So let me give yo ass a few lessons how you supposed to move
Donât start rappinâ, fail, then be a gimmick
Turn to a comedian, switch your image, then get to singing
Be insecure and start trippinâ, start moaninâ, whininâ and bitchinâ
Every time someoneâs a critic and say that they didnât feel him
And donât do fucked up business âcause thatâs gonâ cost you
And start fighting me âcause you tired of fighting lawsuits
I know that haunts you, but homie you know that I warned you
Fans tried to swarm, it ainât work âcause I disarmed you
Bitch, what you want, another mill off me?
Like I ainât monetize mine, bitch Iâm still gonâ eat
But real talk, I got a question, keep it real on me
How the fuck you drop the beat, and you was still off beat
Like god damn, how wack can you actually be?
Bruise his whole body, yeah, now he blacker than me
âA dope rapper, heâs more blackerâ, you keep actinâ these things
âCause I think youâre scared of the Ryan that you actually be
Finally, no booty talk, but the Lâs I give you
âCause you couldnât resist the talkinâ about male nipples
Ryan like, âThe brain washing ainât gonâ work in this match?
Fuck that, Iâm gonna die, you mean I actually gotta rap?â
Hell yeah, you dumb bitch, âcause you done finally met your match
And a fanbase you canât sway, thatâs been ready for the attack
Matter of fact, you say Iâm using you to clout to the top
But seem to only fucking diss me when an album done dropped
Little twat, you donât really know the things that Iâm aware of
Like how you duckinâ people in yo city that you scared of
Iâm here to, tell you we donât listen to them silly hoes
That try to spam you a win and suckinâ dick in every video
Like really though, you can sway the word of some
But they just scurred that yo fanbase would turn on them
Sound real loyal, you act like a kid that was real spoiled
When momma said âNoâ, then yo blood, it will boil
So listen, Ryan, no, you ainât nice as me, dummy
They donât like your rap skill, they like you âcause they think you funny
N***as only pump yo shit because itâs makinâ them they money
âCause your insecure ass needs acceptance from everybody
And youâre not â goinâ â off â when you â rap â like â this
Whoever, told you that shit was prolly coked than a bitch
You said you was supposed to kill me when we opened this shit
Four songs later, nope, still growing and shit
Lets... Get propper, the big yoppa or 6 shotta
[Verse 2]
They might think you God, so I shot your hands in a stigmata
Letâs get honest, he self conscious âbout his product
And thatâs why he the most insecure one in his genere
He may decieive you, heâs snaking people, they been caught âem
I may be evil, but maybe here to be his karma
You made a sequel to make it equal, that shit cost ya
Need Shaq to coach âcause we in the post and Iâm Ben Wallace
Didnât know you Goku, so he approach you like shit talkers
Until I go blue, this super saiyan gonâ shit on him
Then I piss on him, I rip on him, then spit on him
We ainât seen a guy this big die since Chris Wallace
If this conflict is judged on rap, then thereâs really no way to cap
And you actually have to snap, then yo stats is just that... stats
But on a track, they can never save yo ass from the fact that you gettingâ smashed
So, you good at country my n***a, keep flippinâ that
Some people will hear your raps and just actually think youâre trash
I promise the world ainât over, be a soldier and just relax
âCause youâll never actually win until you accept that
[Verse 3]
Respect that, and please donât meddle with Scru
It blows my mind that you canât find something better to do
I know he nervous, when he heard this bet he red as a fool
You say youâve done a lot of things? But whatâs that gettingâ for you?
âCause if them Billboard hits, the fans and the nics whips
Really ever meant shit, you wouldnât care what I do
You called me Ja Rule, not true, no this might be more...
Like Slime Shady catching a body on Whitey Ford
Heâs stressinâ because his flexingâs his only weapon
And he feel his grip is slippinâ, since n***as done got objective
He cryinâ in comment sections, explaining like we ainât get it
And his cheerleading sectionâs the only one that protect him
I hope, he learned a lesson, now he knows the truth
A growing number of people choosinâ honesty over views
And the community is starting to point out, his little crew
Who gonâ, say that he won before they, click it and view
Listen dude, not everyone is as stupid you
Type to think if you scream louder then your fucking point is proved
Fucking goof, what up, Church, havinâ some money problems?
A loyal fan, you robbed âem, asked for pay and you played possum
Then threw a hissy fit when he publicly started talkinâ
How ironic, guess youâve been stealinâ ever since you started
Damn
[Outro]
Damn, damn, damnâŠ
Look, I donât know if youâre upset because I donât think youâre that good of a rapper
But guess what, in Hip-Hop, you canât bully or force people into thinking that youâre dope
We judge it by the music pimp, and yours just isnât my cup of tea
Now clearly you do got fans of your rap music
But the only way you gonâ truly turn me into a fan
Is make a rap song I like
These diss tracks is cute and stuff, butâŠ
At this point, if you got 5 songs about one person
(Sigh) I canât bring myself to do that bro, youâre not that important to me, Iâm sorry
And I shouldnât be that important to you
But I love you, keep it real
Face