Eminem
DAYLYT FUNKFLEX FREESTYLE
[Intro]
To all enemies, virginities shall be taken and sell a bit (celibate) of that skin
Oh, I’m not asking, passion, flagging over my lifestyle with the magnum
Breathe

[Verse]
The antics got they eyes but I conned them (condom)
It's a wrap for you pussies
Safe sex reflects, you can’t protect them dickheads who claim to see (clemency), they be stressing
I go in of course (intercourse)
The bear's back (bareback), uterus like I be stretching shit
You know the flow, naughty by nature, this shit is treacherous
Let’s turn this shit to Contra, who levels through monsters?
N***as don’t smell me? Shit is nonsense (cents/scents)
I see n***as never change, with a pen he (penny) brought for this quarter
26 ways to slaughter this coin toss, I’m here to face (two face) monsters, I’m going off
Stove on, higher bake, my empire high as Empire States
The whole squad singing at once, that’s an acquired (a choir) taste for
Apple pie (pilot) fly as a baby maggot, will they be average?
Fight the big cats, throw hands with tigers, they be saggin (Sagat)
May be traffic, they'll be stuck on light, alright alright I’m focused
Scream love, but I come in the body, this shit is dope I mean (dopamine) verses
Sheep naming it’s mission, girl calf
Charley horse, you feel attention from chickens who claim they G.O.A.T (goat)
Sheep duck when we bring the water, bruh
Goat, chicken, cow, pig, sheep in the same spot, n***as still don’t got the formula (farm)
Key, if I don’t be on my bullshit, man coward
Do not try Popeyes spinach, you feel a can power
Bite down snap, which rap (wrap) should I choose (chew) totem
Got the war lock (warlock), man which (witch) craft should I use on 'em?
Life’s levels, you hear the trumpets (Trump) I’m on you all (wall)
If one die mention (dimension) my name with none of y’alls
Line em up parallel, scare the hell out of this facade
Horse playing in a circle, do you care to sell (carousel) out in your squad
N***as ratting, they would point em out, Splinter the mark lyin'
Said they did this shit by accident just to get short (shart) time
Look what I do to these streaky n***as shit, let it leak
The pen writer is a thin sight, I’m at my peak (peek), who better? Whenever god (wrath) rap, you better behave when I snap
I tell em I got it covered, I’m never afraid to contact
Never slipping, fuck around and get crippled, they said I’m crippin'
Skipping, you expect me to fall? You fellas tripping
You gotta accept Decepticons skeptic, you see I kept it in context
With the concept, don’t accept cons deception (contraception)
I’m condescending, a sedative state, who sent the senate?
They send it, I kill a clown (killer clown) I hope you get it? Get it? Said he gotta kill sire, deadly body Quill fire
Bottled up, when it cock tell me how it feel
Enough of the random bars, hold onto life, we done offer
You wanna hear some wordplay? Let’s play with some words, shots per Sosa
We wake up in the morning and live to pray to god
Ask for a new business, suit and tie this facade
Cop your soles (souls) in a shoe, it’s a cold interlude
Word twisting it, let me flip the word for those who listening
Lived backwards is devil, pray to god dog, let's settle for a new bis (Anubis)
Wake up in the morning and say hello
Neck tied up, soul defeated. work shoe the stepper
And the ice cream on the cake, we say the lord is my shepherd
K’s 9’s goddamn they got us in a twirl
They say that God is the (D) OG of the world
Think I’m playing, it’s the juice, understand this the truth
In church when a god talk, put your hands to the roof
Like palindrome etymology, salad grown from a flower seed, nope
GMO type strokes, they answer cancer with chemo, see no progression
Death day guessing the cause flare, you lost here (hair)
I guess you can pay when you’re balling (bald and) got a wig on ‘em
Hospitals where we set the plan, don’t trust the Dr. Suess, they had us eating green eggs and ham
Drugs illegal but they sell em, we sell and get a jail cell
Tell em, we tryna sell a bit (celibate) and they don’t give a fuck!
Quill tell us, I cry world, it’s real fellas
Plead not guilty of dry curl, they still jail (gel) us (jealous)
Of us melanin and those are complaining
Oh sun blocking the payments
We feel we lived here first, for us Plymouth Rock is the pavement Where they lay men, layman terms see they slay, man and slaving
Hope the light bulb buzz, we behaving like cavemen
Mind you we can heal our hoes, queens block attacks
Cave mind heal hole, that’s cold, they rock the blacks
Drop the facts, machine guns won’t work, they’ll kill us fast with pain
Dog us, jet son (Jetson) outta space, can’t shoot the astral plane
My purpose that’s what I’ve been searching for
I get in here then light body shit, see my Merkaba
I’m murking brothers (Merkin Brothers), this time don’t be friend or lover
Word try but their 3rd eye blind as a window cover
Spirit lurking, for certain that certain n***as heard me
If your 3rd eye blind as a window cover it’s curtains
Book of Eli, your two eyes lie in front of your face
And I see why (I-C-Y) it’s cold, first breath on the road to the Arctic wall
True north, firmament John Archibald
Earth, this shit flatter than all of Arkansas
Cut it out, B.O.B (Obi) Wan-Kenobi you know me we homies
I’m just clowning, serious lowkey
Lift the lock up, see the combination like this a locker
Foot Locker, put the soles (souls) on the wall, the kick stoppers
In a track, inner track those who training in a practice, don’t think practical
Come home and parents ask him how did practice go
What a parent? It’s apparent they ain’t teach him shit. It’s scaring me, they too swaggy, you got bruised daddy
Apparently your pops chopped the brick down, sit down, show you how to put the clip in
Another menace to society, we dying, see (sea) oceans is drying up
Big fishes going instinct, hope the car rode (coral) (corrode) to the funeral, shoulda followed Sharif (reef) finding Nemo
Then it’s the tank inside the office of the exodus story (exit is Dory), but you forgot fast
This is exodus, reverse that, see they dusted X
Malcolm in the middle, sunken chest
Find the treasure that rests of the rocks, all our best all get shot Malcolm map lead us, remember, X marks the spot of Marcus Garvey but the family feuding, Steve Harvey
Breathe hardly (Harley) motorcycle in loud, shit is gnarly
Pigs stop us, wild bikes ahh! (hogs) N***as lost it!
Big Choppas loud pipes oh shit I’m exhausted!
Caution they got me nauseous, we all shit, our shit don’t wash in the washer
You meddle 'round (metal round) with impostors, you might get screwed up
Get a slow beating (beet) and vegetable state by you ain’t go vegan
No food (foo) can b (beet). I tow foo’s (tofus) that’s healthy, shits is guts
All men (Almonds) in my paths, figure it’s nuts
Raise the (raisins) swell victims, hop on my path and I had to trail mix em
Hell sent them, the son (sun) is fire, you know we heat em up
I guess it’s not hot enough. I had enough of low bar talent, limbo to limo tint window. Goddamn
Mandela effected my past, Shazaam
Better scram, I live with the Tommy, n***a Pam
This a jam, other side of PB&J, see (Jay Z) they go (H.A.M) hammer than ever, guess you can’t touch this flow
Stay off the carpet, never trust those who start shit, it’s a (must) must like an armpit
At different degrees, Christopher Reeves. They will cherish this super man in a loop again, I tried to get around to be Super Saiyan but I’m stupid saying my wrist on freeze or (Freezer) pop up with a Cooler plan
Step up if you are staring, I am darin' Any man around’a run an errand, I guess they just sticking around but nobody caring
Tear a bite (Terabyte) out a n***a back, bet I get hella Gig
I go hard drive through the whole file, the set up big (B.I.G)
Notorious death. I’m still good glorious step (Stiff)
I’m crippling, got the bloods staring. Gore is steps
For sure he irreparable, some skeptical about my past
I grew up on one o’ third (103) new homes, house with the grass. Played in late night hoop with Geo, sandbox flipping with Teo
He was so G, the hood eyes open I hope most see
The killers that we lost, we was lost
That’s what happens when you don’t got a pops, so we pop shit at a cost
Armed robbery, homies get robbed too, you can’t have it back
Robbed right after the hand shake, we adapt (a dap) to that
See you can’t tame the beast, we became (discrete) the streets. My past girl in the trash, we remain extinct (ex stinked) in the hood
See I was king, if they came for beef, I take flight at the beach. It was plain to see (plane to sea). (C)
R.I.P I push the agenda, different sexes get lit up
We taxin’ (texting) shit get the (massage) message . Put hands on em’ massage em
Mirage in, we see the fakeness, surprising
Queens don’t get to see their (sun) son, we be breaking (horizon) her eyes in
Missed the come up, it is mystical, the queens in danger, pain feeling miserable
Mystery, they get raped with misery. Miss you see that I miss you. She the mom, see the bomb hit with missile. Miss keyed in and everything about language is misleading
This shit is to help man kill Mother Nature, did I surprise you? Mentality hear story (her story). Let me guide you. See this shit ain’t a gene, it’s ingenious. Telling girls lift their jeans up, now girls out here getting high-waisted (high, wasted)
Smile faces, straight to the grilling, I’ll embrace it (braces)
Try bracelets, your head ain’t down, why? Get a face-lift
Go (Ghost) shopping for butt shots, breast implants, dough dropping
Butt shot, face shot, baby girl both toxic (botox it)
2Pac in mind, keep your head up. Brenda this heaven ghetto
It’s a set up, keep the pen on the paper, never let (letter) up
This the right (write) way. Quill gotta talk to em
I just brought the arc to em, either tune-in or they gon’ cartoon them
That’s all folks, A-dee Ba-dee that’s what pig saying
You gotta have faith baby girl, I got a big (B.IG.) plan for our (Future)
When I see errors (Ciara’s) in it I scream
Every activist (Actavis) in the world say fuck lean