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[Intro: Eminem, SiIvaGunner]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real GiIvaSunner please stand up?
I repeat, will the real GiIvaSunner please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

[Verse: Eminem, Joel]
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam; like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh)
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said:
FLINTSTONES?!?!?!?
What the fuck, GRAND DAD?!?! (Ha, ha)

[Outro: Joel]
Umm... there's been a lot uhh... let's say 'High Quality Rips' on YouTube as of late. And, uh, Grand Dad's been...grand
Oh no, oh no
Oh dios mio
Nah, screw it