Descendents
Eunuch Boy
[Verse 1]
Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was another toy
Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight
He can't even masturbate

[Chorus]
Got no gonads, only to sockets
Got no bulge in his pockets

[Verse 2]
Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was another toy
Can't even make it through a day of school
They try to stomp his shriveled tool

[Outro]
It must suck to know you'll never fuck