Waaa-aaaa-ohhh-oh!

Oh I never filled my own role
Seeing something good come this way
Oh I'm too busy
To give her the court
I guess I’ll just give her the treat

I'm supposed to see her
Well then I “sees-her”...
And then I give her
The plot of Caesar!

Vidi
Vici
Veni
I saw
I conquered
I came!

Oh surprise attack goes best
They didn't believe I caught it
Raise a black flag through the doggy door
To stomp the earth with my folly, yeah

Make love
To the door
A fierce hot
With my sword
Vidi
Vici
Veni
I saw
I conquered
I came!

I’ll take my place!

I'm gonna go
Flow from my balls
Lots of rise and fall
Flow through my balls
Flow from my balls, yeah, yeah-yeah

From the veni
Come on
“Come here little girl...
“Like some candy?”
A-goochie-goochie-goo
A-goochie-goochie-goo
“A-goochie-goochie-goo”
Woah...
I came!

Oh, this is how you build an empire
I came and now you're slave!
Your nation I don't waste my time
I got two days I'll put you in the Rhine
So it's onward...
Upward...
Yeah, forward...
And backward...
And inward...
And outward...
F-word...
Onward...
Onward!

By my trusty staff!