[Intro]
"Warning: the Bassmaster General has determined that coffee is good for your health."

[Verse 1]
Doug is bouncing off the walls
Ray is drooling big spit balls
Feeling cranky, logged all night

[Chorus]
Kids on coffee!
Kids on coffee!
Kids on coffee!

[Verse 2]
Where's my Bonus Cup?
Come on, man, fill me up! (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I need some Krappers to wash it down

[Chorus]
Kids on coffee!
Kids on coffee!
Kids on coffee!

[Bridge]
Bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus!
[Chorus]
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee

[Verse 3]
Went driving down to San Diego
Passing up the nuclear tits
Go away off my earth!

[Chorus]
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee

[Outro]
"Thanks to modern chemistry, sleep is now optional."