[Intro]
In the world of man in the great rat race
Makes his speeches
Then he does what he please
Winners of the mosh impart their grace
As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze

[Verse 1]
I live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese
Chums lots of flies but why should I mind
Then I get trashed by the ho thats my wife
She can’t get enough of kickin’ my hiney
Life in the canine world
Cats to chase and a bone to bury
Full of doggy stench in this poo poo place
If I get a piece of tail, I don't want to get married

[Pre Chorus]
This is just a doghouse, why should I stay
If these folks are crazy
They try to tell me that they know where it's at
I don't know, maybe I'm lazy

[Chorus]
This is my doghouse
You said I'm a dog
(This is my doghouse!)
I live like a dog
This is my doghouse!
[Verse 2]
So now it’s time to go work for the man
I work for the man at the taco stand
I keep on grinding like a dog always does
No place to hide for this American dog

[Chorus]
This is my doghouse
You said I'm a dog
(This is my doghouse!)
I live like a dog
This is my doghouse!

[Verse 3]
When I frickin’ find what I'm lookin for
I dig right in and take my place
Maybe I seem crass and crude
But a dog's got to do what a dog got to do

[Chorus]
This is my doghouse
You said I'm a dog
(This is my doghouse!)
I live like a dog
This is my doghouse!
[Outro]
I'm just a dog, I eat cat feces
I feel like a hydrant on this doggy street
I live in the doghouse, everybody hates me
I want to get laid but everybody takes me
I'm your dog and you're bitch-es