[Verse 1]
Man, you beat up Fear's bass player
You were all surfers last year
Three years ago, it wasn't cool
You spit on me, but I'm no one
Hey, Bobby Pyn had long hair
But you spit on Darby Crash
He had a fucking mohawk, man
Three years ago, Forming in '75!

[Verse 2]
I'm a new waver, my girlfriend's a surfer
She's more poser than you are
She won't fuck you anyways
Eh, it doesn't matter, you all suck
You don't know shit about punk rock
You're just a bunch of fucking drug addicts
Screwing up what we call fun!

[Bridge]
I hate everything, and that means you
Yeah, I hate you more than I do
I got no time to sleep, no time to get laid
I'm sick in love! I'm too in love!

[Outro]
Fake hardcore, you're fake hardcore
You spit on The Urinals!