Shapeshifting on a Saturday Night

She drinks gin martinis, wears pink thong bikinis

She's soft like sand beaches, she's all you wanted

Short-tempered in short skirts, she lives in the suburbs

Drives a white beamer, she's all I wanted

Everyone wants her

And nobody knows her

I wish I could save her

But I can't behave her

And she's twisting, shapeshifting on a Saturday night

Will she waste into the kind of woman everyone likes?

She's an industry professional at telling you lies

Works hard for her money and still can't get by

She's a California keeper if she just plays pretend

And you'll love her 'til you leave her 'cause she's sick in the head

And she'll pull up to your drive with tears in her eyes, yeah, she's

Shapeshifting on a Saturday night, and I—

Her boyfriend just cheated, she wouldn't leave him

He's got her believin' it's human nature

I'll tell you she's batshit, she screams at the traffic (Ah)

Pretends it's her past self, oh, how she hates her

Needs your confirmation (Oh)

She's changed a lot since then (Ooh)

And she's twisting, shapeshifting on a Saturday night

Will she waste into the kind of woman everyone likes?

She's an industry professional at telling you lies

Works hard for her money and still can't get by

She's a California keeper if she just plays pretend

And you'll love her 'til you leave her 'cause she's sick in the head

And she'll pull up to your drive with tears in her eyes, yeah, she's

Shapeshifting on a Saturday night, and I—

Oh-oh

Oh-oh, oh-oh

Oh-oh, oh-oh

Oh-oh

Shapeshifting on a Saturday night, and I—

Face to the sky

She don't wanna live, she don't wanna die

All places she hides, her comments and likes

How could I leave her alone tonight?

And she's twisting, shapeshifting on a Saturday night

Will she waste into the kind of woman everyone likes?

She's an industry professional at telling you lies

Works hard for her money and still can't get by

She's a California keeper if she just plays pretend (Oh)

And you'll love her 'til you leave her 'cause she's sick in the head

And she'll pull up to your drive with tears in her eyes, yeah, she's

Shapeshifting on a Saturday night, and I—

Oh-oh

Oh-oh, oh-oh

Oh-oh, oh-oh

Oh-oh

Shapeshifting on a Saturday night, and I—