[Chorus]
Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck
Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck
Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck
Now your neck is broken, and your head looks dumb

[Verse 1]
Bounce off the trampoline and aim for the pool
Bounce off the trampoline and aim for the pool
Bounce off the trampoline and aim for the pool
You missed the fucking pool, now you look like a jackass

[Chorus]
Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck
Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck
Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck
Now your neck is broken, and your head looks dumb

[Verse 2]
Jump off the roof to the trampoline
Jump off the roof to the trampoline
Jump off the roof to the trampoline
Fall off the trampoline and land on your neck

[Chorus]
Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck
Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck
Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck
Now your neck is broken, and your head looks dumb
[Verse 3]
Try to do a flip and land on your face
Try to do a flip and land on your face
Try to do a flip and land on your face
You can't do a flip because you're stupid as shit

[Chorus]
So jump off the trampoline and land on your neck
Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck
Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck
Now your neck is broken, and your head looks dumb