[Verse 1]
Black Friday! Time to go to the mall
Black Friday! I'm gonna purchase it all
Black Friday! It's that time of year
Black Friday is the day retail employees fear

[Verse 2]
Black Friday! I'm gonna buy a TV
Black Friday! I think instead, I'll buy three
Black Friday! Everything is for sale
But if you shop on Black Friday, then you better beware

[Verse 3]
Of violence! Lining up outside of the store
Mob riots! Everybody crams through the door
Fist fighting! Blood is gonna cover the floor
And people kill each other for a PS4

[Verse 4]
Discounts! Buy a microwave for half of the price
Save money! If you're willing to risk your life
Kill people! The murder rate is going to surge!
Black Friday is the real life version of "The Purge"

[Verse 5]
Black Friday! Now that Thanksgiving has passed
Black Friday! I'm gonna buy some shit and kick ass
Black Friday! Christmas is soon to arrive
Bring a gun with you shopping if you wanna survive
[Interlude]
Hey there, Black Friday shoppers, are you ready for some excellent deals?
Well then I hope you're prepared to maim, murder and steal!
And if some old grandma is trying to take the last stereo system left
Well don't you hesitate to choke that bitch to death!

[Outro]
Black Friday! Time to go to the mall
Black Friday! I'm gonna purchase it all
Black Friday! Everything is for sale
But if you shop on Black Friday, then you better beware