Eamon Doran’s (September 2002)

A jug of Meadth is Deirds on Bud

And me and Gary could lay bets on who’d grow a beard faster

If we didn’t fade and determine days

Phew! It’s hard being you, man

You’re fucking obsessed with the fact that the house has no roof

Bollocks man, you're living proof

And I, I am lamb I am