Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
How can you sit down and watch me scream
Ooh you're my funny man
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
How can you sit down and watch me scream
Ooh you're my funny man

You think it's funny to play with me
If you think sex baby wait and see
My heart is not to play with
I've been waiting a long time to say this
I love you, I hate you, I want you, oh so bad
I wish that I could forget these secrets that we had
I'm dying, I'm crying, but you're laughing like it's funny
It's funny, what's funny, Lady Gaga is no dummy

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
How can you sit down and watch me scream
Ooh you're my funny man

I see what we had back then wasn't real
You wear a disguise, but I see how you feel
You took my heart and made it
So good, so hard, so jaded
I love you, I hate you, I want you oh, so bad
I wish that I could forget these secrets that we had
I'm dying, I'm crying, but you're laughing like it's funny
It's funny, what's funny, Lady Gaga is no dummy

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
How can you sit down and watch mе scream
Ooh you're my funny man

I want you to know that it hurts to hear you laughing
I wouldn't do that to you
You stolе my heart, you murdered my soul
Now tell me what's so funny now

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
How can you sit down and watch me scream
Ooh you're my funny man