[Intro]
I would like to play the song I wrote for Robert Goulet
Mr. Goulet never sang the song
Nevertheless, it's still the song I wrote for Robert Goulet

[Verse 1]
Darling, how I love you
In each and every way
But I love you most of all
For your feminine hygiene deodorant spray

[Verse 2]
How I'd hate to lose you
If even for a day
But I'll lose you if you run
Out of feminine hygiene deodorant spray

[Bridge]
With joy and jubilation
I will bless you endlessly
For your kind consideration
In the way you smell for me

[Outro]
So say you'll use it always
And always I will stay
Snuggled warmly in your arms
And your feminine hygiene deodorant spray