[Verse 1]
I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home
I've traveled in trailers when I used to roam
But now in these places you won't catch me dead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

[Verse 2]
I do what I want to; no worries, no cares
If anyone bugs me I climb mental stairs
Way up to a level where astronauts dread
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

[Verse 3]
In here time means nothing, I couldn't care less
I don't run for buses and trains are a mess
There's no one to care for, I don't make a bed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

[Verse 4]
I like how I'm living, I'm nobody's slave
My head's above water so don't make a wave
There's no door to lock and no dog to be fed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

[Verse 5]
So why should I move when the neighborhood's right?
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
Now I call this living once more as I've said
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head
[Verse 6]
Now you keep your old turf, your hills and what's new
You sure couldn't have them and live like I do
You think I have problems but you do instead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

[Verse 7]
I live with two people, I like both of them
He likes both of me and I like both of him
They're my alter egos and to them I'm wed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

[Verse 8]
There's no symbol status in my neighborhood
It's that kind of thinking that keeps it so good
I don't take the lead but I like to be led
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

[Verse 1 & 5]
I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home (So why should I move when the neighborhood's right?)
I've traveled in trailers when I used to roam (No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight)
But now in these places you won't catch me dead (Now I call this living once more as I've said)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

[Verse 2 & 6]
I do what I want to; no worries, no cares (Now you keep your old turf, your hills and what's new)
If anyone bugs me I climb mental stairs (You sure couldn't have them and live like I do)
Way up to a level where astronauts dread (You think I have problems but you do instead)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head
[Verse 3 & 7]
In here time means nothing, I couldn't care less (I live with two people, I like both of them)
I don't run for buses and trains are a mess (He likes both of me and I like both of him)
There's no one to care for, I don't make a bed (They're my alter egos and to them I'm wed)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

[Verse 4 & 8]
I like how I'm living, I'm nobody's slave (There's no symbol status in my neighborhood)
My head's above water so don't make a wave (It's that kind of thinking that keeps it so good)
There's no door to lock and no dog to be fed (I don't take the lead but I like to be led)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

[Verse 5 & 1]
So why should I move when the neighborhood's right? (I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home)
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight (I've traveled in trailers when I used to roam)
Now I call this living once more as I've said (But now in these places you won't catch me dead)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

[Verse 6 & 2]
Now you keep your old turf, your hills and what's new (I do what I want to; no worries, no cares)
You sure couldn't have them and live like I do (If anyone bugs me I climb mental stairs)
You think I have problems but you do instead (Way up to a level where astronauts dread)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

[Verse 7 & 3]
I live with two people, I like both of them (In here time means nothing, I couldn't care less)
He likes both of me and I like both of him (I don't run for buses and trains are a mess)
They're my alter egos and to them I'm wed (There's no one to care for, I don't make a bed)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head
[Verse 8 & 4]
There's no symbol status in my neighborhood (I like how I'm living, I'm nobody's slave)
It's that kind of thinking that keeps it so good (My head's above water so don't make a wave)
I don't take the lead but I like to be led (There's no door to lock and no dog to be fed)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

[Outro]
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