[Crowd]
Today, we're here to celebrate
Perpetuate, and demonstrate
Our love for the good ol' Once-ler
Founding father of the Thneed
Three cheers for the good ol' Once-ler
Georgie Washington of the Thneed

[Once-ler]
Very heartwarming; very heartwarming!

[Choir]
Oh, place your hand upon your heart
And recollect his humble start
He came here in a horse-drawn cart
Upon his sacred mission

Today, the Once-ler's fame has grown
Today, the name of Thneed is known
It's carved in everlasting stone!
(Everlasting stone)
And seen on television

[Crowd]
For he's a jolly good Onceler
Aren't we all?
For he's a jolly good Onceler
Aren't we all?
Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand
Nine hundred ninety-five
Ninety-six
Ninety-seven
Ninety-eight
Ninety-nine
One million