Ken Bahn: I can plink a Plinker!
Conrad: Plink, plink, plink!
Ken Bahn: I can plunk a Plunker!
Conrad: Plunk, plunk, plunk!
Both: So if you need a fellow who can plunk and plink! I'm the Plunker that you need! Plink, plink!
Dennis: Plink, plink!
Fatty: Plunk, plunk!
Sally: Plink, plink!
Spotty: Plink!
Ken Bahn: I can strum a Strummer!
Conrad: Strum, strum, strum!
Ken Bahn: I can zum a Zummer!
Conrad: Zum, zum, zum!
Both: So if you need a fellow who can zum and strum! I'm the Zummer that you need! Strum, strum!
Minnie: Strum, strum!
Danny: Zum, zum!
Toots: Strum, strum!
Plug: Strum!
Ken Bahn: I can beep a Beeper!
Conrad: Beep, beep, beep!
Ken Bahn: I can whoop a Whooper!
Conrad: Whoop, whoop, whoop!
Both: So if you need a fellow who can whoop and beep! I'm the Whooper that you need! Beep, beep!
Erbert: Beep, beep!
Wilfred: Whoop, whoop!
Smiffy: Beep, beep!
Sidney: Beep!
Both: I'm the Plunker, Whooper, Zummer, Beeper, Strummer, Plinker that you need!
Conrad: I plink!