[Intro]
Eddsworld! Eddsworld!
Sorry, whose world is it?
Eddsworld!

[Verse 1: Songs to Wear Paint To & Tom Ridgewell]
With Tom!
Blue Hoodie!
All angry and rude!
Maybe it's his smarts
Maybe it's the 'tude
One thing's for certain
He doesn't make sense
Half the time he's gibberish
And the other half's in goobelyblench!
What?

[Verse 2: Songs to Wear Paint To & Matt Hargreaves]
And Matt!
Purple Hoodie! Also green overcoat?
No one likes him as much as himself
He's got a formidable chin
Though he doesn't know that word
Cause he's got the intelligence of a kitchen shelf!
Hey!
[Verse 3: Songs to Wear Paint To & Edd Gould]
Edd!
Green Hoodie!
Usually the leader
Probably the first of them all to poke fun
He's the artist
He loves cola
And he's always trying to make a pun
Probably because of his linguistic EDD-ucation
That's terrible...

[Outro]
Eddsworld!