[Verse 1]
Baby, I fucked half the boys in Paris (Paris)
I'm in New York, so embarrassed
Cos I need my one (Cos I need my one)
Darling, I woke up in Austin, Texas
I did decline to stay for breakfast
Cos I need my one (Cos I need my one)

[Chorus]
My one, my one
My number one
My one, my one
My number one

[Verse 2]
Honey (honey), I had a suitor in Vancouver
I put that loser in an Uber
Cos he's not my one (Not my one, not my one)
Pumpkin (pumpkin), I picked something up in Sydney
Now the voice inside my kidneys
Says I need my one (Says I need my one)

[Chorus]
My one, my one
My number one
My number one
My number one
[Verse 3]
Petal (petal), things in Gothenburg came undone
So I'm heading back to London
For to see my one

[Chorus]
My one, my one
My one, my one
My number one
My number one

[Outro]
My number one
My number one
My number one
My number one
My number one
My number one
My number one
My number one