I like to measure my speed in miles per hour
When I'm traveling down the road
When I go to a bar I drink my beer in pints
I use tons for heavy load
So don't give me kilometer, centimeter, millimeter, parking meter
None of that crap
I'm a man who stands six foot tall
And wears a ten-gallon hat

Stand up for the foot
It's feeling the pinch
Stand up for the foot
And don't give ya an inch

Now I don't mind a liter of French wine
But don't tell me how to think
If I want to buy me a pound of potatoes
Or put a gallon of gas in my tank
My feet are a size nine
They can dance down the linе
To gain another 33 yards
But tell me I'm 1.82 mеters high
And I'm bound to kick your arse

Stand up for the foot
You won't be reaching for that big ten inch
Or be a member of the mile-high club
Or go out looking for a pound of flesh
And having you an ounce of luck
So don't give me kilometer, centimeter, millimeter, parking meter
None of that crap
I'm a man who stands six foot tall
And wears a ten-gallon hat

Stand up for the foot