One, two, three

[Verse 1]
Well, my name it is a number
It's on a piece of plastic film
And I've been growin' funny flowers
Outside on my little window sill

[Chorus 1]
Don't you know, I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

[Verse 2]
You know, my wife still respects me
Even though I really misuse her
I am having an affair
With a random computer

[Chorus 1]
Don't you know, I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

[Chorus 2]
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
[Verse 3]
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashin'
Seeing all the things you done
Spacin' out and havin' fun

[Chorus 2]
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun

[Solo 1]

[Verse 3]
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashin'
Seeing all the things you done
Spacin' out and havin' fun

[Chorus 3]
Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
[Bridge]
Understand me, understand me
Understand me, understand me

[Chorus 3]
Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

[Solo 2]

[Outro]
I'm a 2,000 man
I'm a 2,000 man
I'm a 2,000 man
I'm a 2,000 man
I'm a 2,000 man
2,000