[Verse 1]
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

[Chorus]
Pleased to meet you, won't you guess my name?
Pleased to meet you, it could've true

[Verse 2]
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
Well, you put a song before me
'Cause I'm in need of no restraints
Well, you see, I sit down today
As see right there, I see trace
Take all around the contest
While I'm in some rage