[Intro: Hot Tub, Stan]
Do whatever you like
Do whatever you like
Shh, keep your voice down a bit
Do whatever you like
Do whatever you like

[Verse: Hot Tub, Stan]
If the bubbles feel good
Hop on in and let me take you away
I can only soak a minute, I can't stay longer than that
Well, this is your life
Stick a finger in my jet- it's not gay
Upstairs is Francine (Do whatever you like)
Downstairs is champagne (Do whatever you like)

[Hook: Stan, Hot Tub]
These bubbles go straight to my head
Do whatever you like
Do whatever you like
Do whatever you like
I don't know, I have a family
Do whatever you like
But, I do like to do whatever I like

[Interlude: Francine]
What time is it?
Damn, why is it so hot in here?
Uhnn
I must be dreamin', this room seems to be steamin'
Wait, wait, hold up, hold up
[Verse 2: Francine]
Is that a bubbly sound I'm hurrin'?
There's water everywhur and
I'm freakin', straight tweakin'
Where is my man? He best not be creepin'

[Spoken Interlude: Francine, Stan]
Stan!
It's not what it looks like!
Get out of that tub right now!

[Verse 3: Hot Tub, Francine, Stan]
Don't listen to her, listen to me
(Do whatever you like)
You gotta keep the tub if you wanna be free
(Do whatever you like)
I'm your wife, listen what I say
(Do whatever you like)
Out of that tub or no bootay!
(Do whatever you like)
What should I do? I don't know
I can't get out cause it's too cold
It's frustration versus relaxation, uh-huh

[Outro: Stan, Francine]
I feel so conflicted, but this is up to me
On one hand there's the hot tub, the other's family
So what's it gonna be?